10 Things Better than Watching the NFL

In no particular order...

1. Burning in Hell
2. Living in Zimbabwe
3. Having Marcellus Wallace go medieval on me
4. Cutting off three of my fingers
5. Cutting off the rest of them with a rusty pair of scissors
6. Drilling a hole through my chest with maybe a 1/2" drillbit
7. Finding out the Muslims were right all this time
8. Being one of Jack Bauer's victims, specifically that guy whose neck he bit through vampire-style to escape captivity during the first episode of last season
9. Working for Idi Amin
10. Adolph Hitler

This is ridiculous - the NFL, except for the Patriots, is all about egos and individuals glorifying their achievements even though every play is a team effort. ESPN had a 2 hour special today when the NFL schedules for this year were released. The last thing any of us wants to do is listen to Sean Salisbury spout off for another 9 months. Blech.